The sometimes but not always Annual Will Soistman NFL Mock Draft 2016 Edition (UPDATED)

The sometimes but not always Annual Will Soistman NFL Mock Draft 2016 Edition

1. LA Rams – Jared Goff QB

I fully expect the Rams to do something weird, like take an O lineman or another running back just so they can go 8-8 with Jeff Fisher

2. Philadelphia Eagles – Carson Wentz QB

The Eagles WENT(z) up and traded to get their small time big time guy to go along with their other big time QBs to form a triple threat to the likes no one has EVER SEEN.

3. San Diego Chargers – Jalen Ramsey CB

The Chargers have had a bunch of shrubs and scrubs on their DLine for a while, but they shock the world and draft someone for one of the few areas they are actually competent in. Replacement for Eric Weddle?

4. Dallas Cowboys – Ezekiel Elliott RB

The Cowboys could go a lot of ways here but adding another weapon to the offense should help Tony Romo in the 7 games he plays

5. Jax Jaguars – Joey Bosa DE

      The Jaguars are quietly building a solid defense to go along with their high scoring offense. With Bosa and last years pick Fowler on the D line, they could be scary for the AFC South

6. Baltimore Ravens – DeForest Buckner DE

Just classic Ravens. Sit and wait and probably get the best player in this draft for the next 10 years just because of people ahead of them selecting BPA instead of needs

7. New York Giants (Trade with 49ers) – Laremy Tunsil OT

The Giants trade up to get the best offensive lineman in the draft. Eli Manning will have plenty of time to light up the laramies with this boy standing up front

8. Cleveland Browns – Josh Doctson WR

Terrelle Pryor is the Browns current #1 receiver. I want to joke about that, but I can’t. It’s too sad.

9. Tampa Bay Buccaneers – Myles Jack LB/DE

Gerald McCoy is the only person people can name on this defensive line. Let’s add another with this edge rusher that can wreak havoc like a true pirate, even if he may have a peg leg

10. San Francisco 49ers (from New York Giants) – Corey Coleman WR

The 49ers got to get some more weapons for… Blaine Gabbert? Coleman is a player that can make dudes miss which he will have to do plenty of with the 5 yard passes he will be catching

11. Chicago Bears – Ronnie Stanley OT

The Bears offense should be better this year with the return of Kevin White who missed all of last year with injuries and now a stud tackle to let Jay Cutler have just enough time to throw a couple more interceptions

12. New Orleans Saints – Shaq Lawson DE

Shaq always said he loved the Big Easy and now they get baby Shaq. Him and Cam Jordan should make quite the pass rush duo down south.

13. Miami Dolphins – Chris Jones DT

The Dolphins add another Big Dude (like big) to go along with Suh on the DLine. Opponents would literally have to run through these mammoths to get any sort of yards.

14. Oakland Raiders – Sheldon Rankins DT

The Raiders continue their draft success with a name that isn’t flashy but will get the job done. Don’t be surprised to see this team make the playoffs with the start of a draft like this.

15. Tennessee Titans – William Jackson CB

The Titans got a lot of picks from the Rams and the Titans need every single one of them. They have a ton of holes and corner is one of them. Thankfully one of the best is there for the taking although the competition Jackson faced wasn’t necessarily the best.

16. Detroit Lions – Jack Conklin OT

Michigan State product Conklin stays in the state and gets the gorgeous landscape of Motown where the heart of downtown is filled with White Castles and Firestone tire shops.

17. Atlanta Falcons – Cody Whitehair OG

Yawn right? But this is what wins games, the trenches. Good ol trench warfare. The Falcons don’t need to be flashy as Julio Jones has plenty of flash for the offense

18. Indianapolis Colts – Jarran Reed DT

The Colts taking a defensive player this early in the draft is the biggest upset so far. They love trying to make Luck better, but what they need are some big bodies to help on the other side of the ball.

19. Buffalo Bills – Leonard Floyd OLB/DE

Sexy Rexy at the helm again and he gets another toy to play with. He needs to replace Mario Williams with an up and comer and Sugar Ray Leonard Floyd Mayweather has just the PUNCH they need

20. New York Jets – Mackenzie Alexander CB

BECAUSE WHY NOT. ANOTHER CORNER/Defensive player for a team that never thinks they need to do anything on offense. They can never have another corners apparently

21. The Washington Professional Football Team – Karl Joseph S

With the team getting Josh Norman at corner, that solidifies a position of need so now to keep working on the backend and get younger and more skill players. Washington has literally had the worst safeties so anything better than terrible is an upgrade

22. Houston Texans – LaQuan Treadwell WR

Ive seen people saying the Texans need a speedy receiver to spread the field out for Hopkins and other players. But if you can have TWO DeAndre Hopkins, wouldn’t that be better? Osweiler will be thanking his lucky stars if the Texans grab this stud

23. Minnesota Vikings – Sterling Shepard WR

Probably the most consistent wide receiver in college goes to a team the desperately needs consistence at the position. Can Sterling be more than Silver for the Vikings?

24. Cincinnati Bengals – Leonte Caroo WR

The wide receivers are disappearing before our eyes! The sure handed Caroo missed games in his college career but can be a great weapon to the Red Rockets arsenal and give that offense a little boost that they need

25. Pittsburgh Steelers – Reggie Ragland LB

Just another LB to head to the promised land. The Steelers can easily rotate Ragged Reggie into their sub packages and wreak havoc on unsuspecting quarterbacks throughout the season.

26. Seattle Seahawks – Jason Spriggs OT

The Seahawks don’t have anyone playing their offensive line. Injuries, Retirements, Free Agents, all they have left are a bunch of bums and French dudes. Spriggs can the new kid on the block to protect Russell Wilson’s package

27. Green Bay Packers – Hunter Henry TE

Time to give A A RON some more toys. Jordy Nelson will return this year and young Hunter will help be a safety release for Rodgers, although he will never need one. The Packers are always on the hung and HH will be there for the taking

28. Kansas City Chiefs – Eli Apple CB

The loss of Sean Smith is huge for this defense. Itd be great to land a receiver to help the offense out but the run on receivers earlier left the Chiefs no choice but to grab the last top CB off their board.

29. Arizona Cardinals – Ryan Kelly C

Who doesn’t love R Kelly? A solid staple of an offensive line is built around the Center position and the Cardinals were lacking in this department last season. R Kelly hot and fresh out the kitchen for Bruce Arians and this potent offense

30. Carolina Panthers – Emmanuel Ogbah DE

Charles Johnson is aging and the Panthers were using Jared Allen as a primary pass rusher last season. What better name/athlete to team up with Star Lutoulellei than someone named OGBAH. Great value for the NFC champions

31. Denver Broncos – Jonathan Bullard DT

The Broncos try to improve their defense even more by grabbing a big ol boy to clog the middle of the run lanes. The Brahma Bull returns to lovely Denver Colorado and tries to help the champs repeat in 2016.